It’s December 25th, so for everyone who is celebrating today
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And to everyone else
POLITICALLY CORRECT GREETING IMPLYING MY WISHES THAT YOU HAVE A HAPPY DAY, THOUGH THAT IS IN NO WAY A DIRECT ORDER. YOU ARE FREE TO HAVE AS GOOD OR AS BAD A DAY AS YOU WANT REGARDLESS OF MY WISHES!
A bit of a mouthful but I think that’s the right way to say it.